1 00:00:10,450 --> 00:00:11,450 What, Tommy? 2 00:00:11,670 --> 00:00:13,790 Nicholas, can I borrow your alarm clock? 3 00:00:14,510 --> 00:00:15,510 Oh, why? 4 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:18,730 So I can get up early so we can have a chance to talk. 5 00:00:19,130 --> 00:00:20,470 We never get to talk. 6 00:00:21,550 --> 00:00:23,730 Oh, well, I can talk to you now. I'm awake. 7 00:00:24,590 --> 00:00:27,730 We can't talk now. It's after midnight. You've got to get your sleep. 8 00:00:29,950 --> 00:00:32,450 Well, if I have to get my sleep, what did you wake me up for? 9 00:00:32,890 --> 00:00:35,990 Because I didn't want you to be worried when he found your alarm clock missing. 10 00:01:49,789 --> 00:01:51,230 Nancy, get out of there. 11 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:53,490 And then they're long enough. 12 00:02:01,410 --> 00:02:05,430 Dad, if you don't get Nancy out of the bathroom, we're going to melt down her 13 00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:08,110 eye shadow. She keeps erasing her face and starting over again. 14 00:02:08,330 --> 00:02:10,509 Dad, something terrible happened to David. 15 00:02:10,729 --> 00:02:11,730 Hey, Dad, can we talk? 16 00:02:11,950 --> 00:02:13,950 Wait just a second, Nicholas. How terrible? 17 00:02:14,190 --> 00:02:16,170 Well, he can't work. And he may lose his apartment. 18 00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:18,610 Dad, you're sick and stuff. Can we talk now? 19 00:02:19,290 --> 00:02:20,290 What happened? 20 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:23,570 The bricklayers went on strike and David won't cross the picket line. Right. 21 00:02:23,770 --> 00:02:26,710 Oh, Dad, would you please call him? I mean, I know he's standing on his 22 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:29,890 principles, but he might end up sleeping in the street. Yeah, sure. I'll call 23 00:02:29,890 --> 00:02:31,010 him right away. Just a second. 24 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:36,630 You know what's the matter with this house? 25 00:02:36,910 --> 00:02:39,850 What? There's no way to get up before things start. 26 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,430 David doesn't answer. 27 00:02:45,090 --> 00:02:47,350 Well, I'll stop by his apartment between my morning classes. 28 00:02:47,830 --> 00:02:48,830 Invite him to dinner. 29 00:02:49,130 --> 00:02:52,450 David's too proud for charity. What charity? We'll make him wash the dishes. 30 00:02:52,790 --> 00:02:55,550 No, no, tell David that he can have my dinner. I won't be here. 31 00:02:55,790 --> 00:02:57,710 Oh, you don't have to make that big a sacrifice, Dad. 32 00:02:57,990 --> 00:03:00,510 Who's sacrificing? I'm taking Mrs. Abadar to dinner. 33 00:03:00,810 --> 00:03:02,210 Oh, Dad, 34 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:03,950 driving what? 35 00:03:04,110 --> 00:03:07,810 Sedan. No, no, you promised a sedan to me. Remember, I'm going to the play 36 00:03:07,810 --> 00:03:10,230 tonight. And you promised a station wagon to me. 37 00:03:10,530 --> 00:03:12,570 I've got to take five people to a ball game tonight. 38 00:03:12,970 --> 00:03:14,590 Now, you know what you say about keeping promises. 39 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:17,290 Look, I can't take a woman out without a car. 40 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:21,900 No problem. Well, then, Dad, Abby's got that darling little car. She'd be glad 41 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:22,599 to take it. 42 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,580 No, no, wait. Can't we talk this over? 43 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:26,980 I'll talk to you, Dad. 44 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,600 Oh, thank you, Nicholas. What's on your mind? 45 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,140 What did I look like when I was a baby? 46 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,340 Oh, well, yes, 47 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:38,540 you used to part your hair the same way I part mine. 48 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:39,960 That bad, huh? 49 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:42,840 Do you have a picture? 50 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:44,620 Do you need it right now? 51 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,640 Yeah, my teacher said to bring one into class. 52 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,940 All right, no problem. We have a whole baby album of you up in the attic. 53 00:03:52,340 --> 00:03:54,800 You get it for him, Mary. I'm extremely late. 54 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,120 Bye -bye. 55 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,800 Well, little guy, let's go find your mug shots. 56 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:01,320 Guys! 57 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:03,580 Bathroom's free! 58 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,260 Well, that's the last time I rush. 59 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,200 David? Hey! 60 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,120 All right, don't touch me. I know karate. 61 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:43,620 Don't touch me. 62 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:47,280 Now, now, if you just put those things down and leave quietly, you won't get 63 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:50,520 hurt. No, listen, lady, I'm not a burglar. Oh, yeah? Well, how come you're 64 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:53,940 taking David's stuff, then? No, this is my stuff. We're moving it in. I'm 65 00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:57,600 David's roommate. No, David doesn't believe in roommates of the same sex. 66 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:01,340 Watch it, Roger. Those hands are lethal. 67 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,060 You should see her typing. 68 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:06,890 Oh, David, is he your roommate, really? 69 00:05:08,450 --> 00:05:10,490 We're sharing expenses until the strike's over. 70 00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:13,910 Joanie, this is Roger Eason, a fellow hardhat. 71 00:05:14,510 --> 00:05:16,450 Roger, Joanie, a fellow Bradford. 72 00:05:17,790 --> 00:05:18,790 Your sister. 73 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:21,510 Oh, pleased to meet you. 74 00:05:21,990 --> 00:05:23,730 I'm pleased to meet you, too, really. 75 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:26,910 I'm not usually so paranoid. Oh, no, that's cool. 76 00:05:27,570 --> 00:05:29,430 I've never had my life threatened so attractively. 77 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:34,090 So, what do you do with yourself when you're not beating up burglars? 78 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:37,820 Oh, um, I study theater. 79 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,640 Really? I've done a little acting. 80 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:41,940 You have? 81 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:45,120 Yeah, well, mostly spear carrying, but I'd like to do more. 82 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,940 I don't know, just being around the theater turns me on. 83 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,200 Oh, I know what you mean. 84 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:50,460 You like Pirandello? 85 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:53,420 I, you know Pirandello. I love him. 86 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,540 He's so... Surreal. 87 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:58,840 Exactly. Yeah. 88 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:04,290 Exactly. His plays have the most incredible... Incredible sense of 89 00:06:04,290 --> 00:06:10,310 existential... Quiet? 90 00:06:11,410 --> 00:06:12,410 Yeah. 91 00:06:13,130 --> 00:06:14,130 Yeah. 92 00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:16,290 Uh, 93 00:06:18,790 --> 00:06:19,790 Joanie? 94 00:06:24,710 --> 00:06:25,870 Joanie? Huh? 95 00:06:26,110 --> 00:06:30,410 Uh, I hate to interrupt, but, uh, well, there must have been some reason you 96 00:06:30,410 --> 00:06:31,410 dropped in. 97 00:06:37,410 --> 00:06:38,810 You're invited to dinner, you know. 98 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,010 Well, listen, why don't you bring Roger along? 99 00:06:42,350 --> 00:06:45,550 Dad's going out and Nancy's on a crash diet. I'd love to. 100 00:06:47,270 --> 00:06:48,270 Well, great. 101 00:06:49,010 --> 00:06:50,010 Terrific. 102 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:55,710 Listen, why don't you come by at six o 'clock and... You know, six or so. 103 00:06:58,350 --> 00:06:59,350 Thank you. 104 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:00,889 I'll see you then. 105 00:07:00,890 --> 00:07:02,070 See you then. All right, six. 106 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:07,640 You didn't tell me you had a sister. 107 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:10,280 Five. 108 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,400 All right. 109 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,180 They all got the same phone number? 110 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Hi. Hi. 111 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:26,860 Do I have time to take the key out of the ignition, or are you going to take 112 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:28,340 this right out from under me? Very funny. 113 00:07:28,860 --> 00:07:31,040 Dad, I checked the garage and the attic. 114 00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:32,840 Nicholas does not have a baby album. 115 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,160 Really? 116 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:35,730 I could have sworn there was an album. 117 00:07:35,970 --> 00:07:37,110 Oh, there's lots of albums. 118 00:07:37,430 --> 00:07:38,650 David has a big album. 119 00:07:39,010 --> 00:07:40,250 I have a big album. 120 00:07:40,670 --> 00:07:44,450 By the time he got to Tommy's, it was half full, but at least it was an album. 121 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:48,730 You know... Nicholas has three pitiful pictures. Come to think of it, the 122 00:07:48,730 --> 00:07:51,010 of taking baby pictures did kind of wear off. 123 00:07:51,350 --> 00:07:53,670 All the other kids in the second grade must have albums. 124 00:07:54,030 --> 00:07:55,190 How's Nicholas going to feel? 125 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:59,850 Neglected. All I could find was a pair of ratty old sneakers. 126 00:08:01,150 --> 00:08:03,050 Really? Do you suppose that we could... 127 00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:04,310 No, Dad. 128 00:08:04,470 --> 00:08:06,170 You can't bronze baby sneakers. 129 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:11,770 I had a reservation for one tonight. I'll need two now. Do you have them? 130 00:08:12,730 --> 00:08:13,730 Okay, I'll hold it. 131 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:15,870 Oh, Dad, Dad, listen. 132 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:20,610 Your troubles are over. David has solved his financial crisis. Oh, I can use 133 00:08:20,610 --> 00:08:23,370 some good news. He's taken on a roommate to share expenses. 134 00:08:23,690 --> 00:08:24,690 Male or female? 135 00:08:25,030 --> 00:08:27,490 David doesn't believe in roommates of the same sex. 136 00:08:27,710 --> 00:08:31,110 Oh, Roger's very male. And David's bringing him over to dinner, and we're 137 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:32,039 on a date. 138 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:34,120 Oh, my gosh. Abby will be here in a minute. 139 00:08:35,059 --> 00:08:35,959 Hey, Mary? 140 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,720 Yes? I checked through all that stuff in the attic. Are you ready to take 141 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,340 inventory? After dinner, boss. 142 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:42,419 Okay, to confirm. Thank you. 143 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:44,860 Well, what are we talking about? 144 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:49,260 Mary and I are having a garage sale. I was prowling around in the attic when I 145 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:52,500 suddenly realized that there's a small fortune in junk up there that we never 146 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:56,940 use. No, no, wait a minute. You said there was junk. I said there was a small 147 00:08:56,940 --> 00:08:57,940 fortune. 148 00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:02,190 Kid doesn't know much about geometry, but he's a whiz at capitalism. 149 00:09:02,470 --> 00:09:04,990 Hey, don't complain. If you want out, just say so. 150 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:06,370 Are you kidding? 151 00:09:06,530 --> 00:09:08,430 If I don't keep an eye on you, you'll sell the garage. 152 00:09:11,110 --> 00:09:14,070 So what's the big deal who drives? This is 1977. 153 00:09:14,670 --> 00:09:18,730 No, no, no. It's my responsibility as a gentleman to provide the transportation. 154 00:09:19,470 --> 00:09:23,310 Dad, do yourself a favor and buy a subscription to Cosmopolitan magazine. 155 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,170 You're probably on the 10 squares men list. 156 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,660 And the ten worst dressed. 157 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:32,660 Here, Dad, try this one. Oh, no, please, give me that back. 158 00:09:32,860 --> 00:09:35,600 No. Look, conservative minds like conservative toys. 159 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:38,820 Yeah, well, Mrs. Abbott is going to be thinking you're tailored by a museum. 160 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:43,840 The truth is, Dad, you've got a lot to learn about women. Oh, really? Well, if 161 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:47,740 that were true, young... Dad, Terry's parents are driving him to the ocean 162 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:50,900 Saturday, and he invited me to come and swim in the waves with them. 163 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,880 Oh, really? That sounds nice. That was nice of them. Okay. 164 00:09:54,420 --> 00:09:55,420 Thanks, Dad. 165 00:09:56,670 --> 00:10:00,630 Now, if I'm such an amateur about the female sex, then would you please tell 166 00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:04,930 why there are so many... Oh, no, wait, Nicholas! No, you can't go to the ocean. 167 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,010 You don't know how to swim. 168 00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:10,150 So? So. It would be too dangerous. You'd sink. I'm sorry. You can't go. 169 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:13,190 It's not my fault I don't know how to swim. 170 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:19,750 You know he's right. It's not his fault. Whose is it? It's my fault. I never 171 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:20,750 taught him how to swim. 172 00:10:21,110 --> 00:10:24,390 Oh, here. You try on this shirt and that tie and it'll look great. 173 00:10:24,610 --> 00:10:28,630 Here. No, would you take this tie back? Would you let me have my nice little 174 00:10:28,630 --> 00:10:32,570 conservative tie? I was so happy with it. Oh, I'd be crazy. 175 00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:38,930 I'm seven. How are you, Tommy? How are you doing? Pretty good. Good. 176 00:10:42,210 --> 00:10:44,730 Hey, Dad, step on it. Your date's here. 177 00:10:45,090 --> 00:10:46,530 Oh, gosh, this is embarrassing. 178 00:10:46,810 --> 00:10:48,590 She's waiting in the hall, and I'm getting dressed. 179 00:10:48,910 --> 00:10:50,110 If you can call it that. 180 00:10:50,790 --> 00:10:52,290 Did Tommy say my date was here? 181 00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:53,550 No, Dad's date. 182 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:54,960 Joanie, you have a date coming? 183 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,280 Yeah, David's new roommate. 184 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:58,740 Oh. 185 00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:02,820 Well, David's roommate shouldn't have to wait alone. 186 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:04,720 Excuse me, Dad. 187 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:11,880 Mary. 188 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,480 This is Roger. 189 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,100 Roger, my sister Mary. 190 00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:16,820 Hi, sister Mary. 191 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,160 You make it sound like a con fantasy. 192 00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:20,760 Hi, Roger. 193 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,480 Joanie, dear, it'll be a pleasure. 194 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:41,020 Mrs. Abbott, Roger Eason. Roger, Mrs. Abbott. Hi, Roger. It's nice to meet 195 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:43,080 It's nice meeting you, Mrs. Abbott. 196 00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:45,420 I hope you're staying for dinner. 197 00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:47,960 Well, I'm afraid I can't. 198 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,360 Hi, David. 199 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:56,180 Who is everybody? 200 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:59,740 Oh, um, Susan, this is Roger. Roger, my sister Susan. 201 00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:02,800 Sister Susan, you make this sound like a convent. 202 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,420 Where have I heard that before? 203 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,160 And each one lovelier than the next. 204 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:12,920 Say, how do you like your aluminum? 205 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,880 Oh, I like it. I need every advantage I can get. 206 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,460 I always wanted to try one of these. 207 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,340 Any place where we can hit a few? 208 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:22,840 Now? 209 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,540 Well, I'm available if you are. 210 00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:26,760 Um, how about in the driveway? 211 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,180 Against the garage? 212 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:29,760 Okay. 213 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,120 Oh. After you. 214 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,020 Bye, David. 215 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,640 Well, hi, Mrs. Abbott. Hi. 216 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Hi, David. 217 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,280 Uh, where's your roommate? 218 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,160 He's outside. 219 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:46,500 With Susan. 220 00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:47,860 With Susan? 221 00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:00,310 routine, I guess. 222 00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:06,650 You know, having you take a message to my date is like having a great day and 223 00:13:06,650 --> 00:13:07,650 deliver a lamb chop. 224 00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:09,550 Well, don't jump on me. 225 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:14,350 It just so happens that your lamb chop is being devoured by our vegetarian. 226 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:15,710 Susan? 227 00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:17,390 Right. 228 00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:25,250 Well, it's a good thing one of us around here knows how to play hard to get. 229 00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:37,550 Looks like Rogers made himself pretty popular around here. Well, I'd say your 230 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,090 sisters have made him aware of one thing. 231 00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:42,010 This is not a convent. 232 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:44,750 Hardly. 233 00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:52,750 Gee, I'm sorry I kept you waiting. 234 00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:54,690 Believe me, Tom, I wasn't bored. 235 00:13:54,990 --> 00:13:57,130 You know, you'd make me very happy if you'd let me drive. 236 00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:58,689 I'm sure. 237 00:13:58,690 --> 00:13:59,730 Go ahead. Oh, good. 238 00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:01,170 Here you go. 239 00:14:01,410 --> 00:14:03,050 Oh, look what happened. 240 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,030 The steering wheel got on the wrong side. Oh, it's a British car. 241 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,970 Oh, that's quaint. Very quaint. 242 00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:12,530 Amazing. Well, I'll let myself in, Tom. It's okay. All right. 243 00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:15,170 Okay, here we go. Are you excited? 244 00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:16,850 Well, uh, yeah. 245 00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:18,550 All right. 246 00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:20,770 All right, good. 247 00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:23,170 Now, I put this right in here. 248 00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:26,950 Uh -huh. Oh, look at this. It's the standard shift. We're manual shift. 249 00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:29,540 it's just your old -fashioned flipped -over H. First gear is up and away. 250 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:33,900 Okay, here we go then. Up and away. Put this on. I know, I know. 251 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:35,520 Well. 252 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,160 Hey, 253 00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:38,740 what do you know? 254 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:40,340 Okay. 255 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,240 I think you started in third. 256 00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:46,860 No, I put five weeks' time with first and second. Well, maybe you could... 257 00:14:57,290 --> 00:14:58,750 And to the boy who parked the car. 258 00:15:03,390 --> 00:15:06,290 You know, I think that's the first time in my life I was ever happy to turn a 259 00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:07,750 car over to a parking lot attendant. 260 00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:13,170 Hey, you know, it's really nice to be here. 261 00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:14,950 It sure is. 262 00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:16,730 Not a kid in sight. 263 00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,030 Quiet is deafening. 264 00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:22,950 I don't know how you do it, being a mother and father to all eight of them. 265 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:27,920 Well... The trick is to speak loudly and carry a small revolver. 266 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:29,660 No. 267 00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:32,840 My only real concern is Nicholas. 268 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:38,140 Nicholas? Yeah. I feel like I've been neglecting him. This morning I realized 269 00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:39,640 don't even have a baby album of him. 270 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:42,020 I never told him how to swim. 271 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,380 Oh, Tom, you're being too hard on yourself. 272 00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:49,220 Hey, did you know that the average father spends 30 minutes a day with his 273 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:50,220 children? 274 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:53,200 In my case, that's less than four minutes per kid. 275 00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:58,280 Well, it's not the quantity, it's the quality that counts. 276 00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:04,640 And in the same study, it says that 58 % of all kids prefer television to their 277 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,559 own fathers. 278 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,560 Oh, that's awful. 279 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:13,620 Well, all I'm trying to say is that I wouldn't worry too much about Nicholas 280 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:14,620 I were you. 281 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:17,220 Yeah, why am I talking about my children? 282 00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,960 Here we are alone for the first time. 283 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,360 I know. 284 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:27,940 Besides, who cares if Nicholas likes Captain Kangaroo better than me? 285 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:33,240 Hey, Tom, I like you better than Captain Kangaroo. 286 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,680 Oh, hi. 287 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:40,880 How's it going? 288 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:43,200 Terrific. Just terrific. 289 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:47,040 I thought this garage sale was supposed to be a partnership. 290 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:52,980 It is. You're a 33 % partner and I'm a 67 % partner. I came up with the idea 291 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:54,300 I'm providing the management services. 292 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,520 Then how come I'm carrying most of the load? 293 00:17:05,079 --> 00:17:06,079 Hi. 294 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,280 Hi. 295 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:08,839 Had fun? 296 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,060 The play was great. 297 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:13,660 Forget the play. 298 00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:16,050 How was Roger? 299 00:17:18,630 --> 00:17:21,829 Well, if you must know, we're going out again next Sunday. 300 00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:24,530 Instant replay, huh? 301 00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:26,450 Cute. 302 00:17:26,730 --> 00:17:27,730 Uh -huh. 303 00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:30,310 In fact, we would be going out again Saturday. 304 00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:31,970 Except Roger was busy. 305 00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:33,710 I know. 306 00:17:36,030 --> 00:17:37,030 Saturday. 307 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:39,370 We're going hiking. 308 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,000 Well, that's wonderful, Susan. 309 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,640 Absolutely wonderful, but not with my hiking boots, you're not. 310 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,040 Hiya, Nicholas. 311 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:04,220 Hi, Dad. 312 00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:08,600 Nicholas, could I ask you a question? 313 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:09,960 Sure, Dad. 314 00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:17,100 If you had to choose between me and television, which would you choose? 315 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,160 What channel? 316 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:27,040 What if we spend more time together? Would you like that? 317 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,620 Okay. What are we going to do? 318 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,820 Well, we'll make it a surprise. 319 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,560 What if today I pick you up after school? 320 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,280 Just the two of us. 321 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:37,760 What day is it? 322 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,360 It's Friday. 323 00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:41,850 Why? 324 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:45,910 Oh, I was just wondering about all the shows I'll be missing. 325 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:05,090 Raj, I mean, don't feel you have to date them both just to be neighborly. 326 00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:07,490 You know the trouble with you, David? 327 00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:09,810 You're suffering a Laertes complex. 328 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:12,020 A what? 329 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,360 Laertes. He was Ophelia's brother in Hamlet. 330 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,320 He was very hung up about his sister's virtue. 331 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:22,900 Roger? 332 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,840 Look, Rog. 333 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,340 Their virtue is their own business. 334 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:35,420 But when it becomes a civil war, it's my whole family's business. 335 00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,020 Go easy, okay, Rog? 336 00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:39,140 It's the only way to go, right? 337 00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:53,520 Okay, it's just I don't understand why... why you didn't tell me that you 338 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,520 date with Susan. 339 00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:57,000 I was being nice. 340 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,820 Look, she asked me to go hiking. What could I say? 341 00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:02,500 You could have said no. 342 00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:07,460 Look, it's on a whole different level. 343 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,860 She's a nice kid, but... you're a woman. 344 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,460 A real woman. 345 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,200 Oh, listen, Joanie. 346 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:28,820 The first time I laid eyes on you, something stirred inside me. 347 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:31,620 Something strong. 348 00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:35,140 Subtle. 349 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,560 Strong and subtle? 350 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,280 Mm -hmm. 351 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,800 Well, then, why are you going out with Joanie? 352 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:43,920 She's a sweet kid. 353 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:45,820 Why hurt her feelings? 354 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:47,340 She's not so sweet. 355 00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:48,959 Believe me. 356 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:50,380 No, but she is. 357 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,280 You see, that's her trouble. 358 00:20:52,980 --> 00:20:54,700 She doesn't have the vibrancy you have. 359 00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:56,060 The spirit. 360 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,740 You may not believe this, Susan. 361 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,560 What? 362 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,020 The first time I laid eyes on you. 363 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:08,819 Hiya, Nicholas. 364 00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:09,820 Guess where we're going. 365 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,460 To the YMCA. I'm going to teach you how to swim. 366 00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:15,200 But I don't have my swimsuit. 367 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,140 That's all right. You don't need one. 368 00:21:18,769 --> 00:21:20,310 You mean this was naked? 369 00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:24,590 That's right. That's how Tommy and David learned. It's easier that way. You 370 00:21:24,590 --> 00:21:26,530 don't have the trunks to weigh you down. 371 00:21:27,650 --> 00:21:31,130 Okay, but if we get arrested, just remember, it was your idea. 372 00:21:34,350 --> 00:21:38,250 Hey, this is great stuff, Mrs. Abbott. This grad sale could use a little class. 373 00:21:38,390 --> 00:21:39,590 Yeah, well, wait till you see the second load. 374 00:21:39,890 --> 00:21:40,890 Recycled 60s. 375 00:21:41,870 --> 00:21:45,850 Well, if Elizabeth sold ballet slippers, they'll go. Anything will go. 376 00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:47,670 Is your father home? 377 00:21:48,130 --> 00:21:52,290 Oh, no, he and Nicholas went swimming, then to get some pizza, and then to a 378 00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:52,909 ball game. 379 00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:54,770 Ah, sounds like a party. 380 00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:57,630 Yeah, well, Dad and Nicholas are into this father and son trip. 381 00:21:58,170 --> 00:21:59,170 You think they'll survive? 382 00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:02,290 Oh, sure, they'll grow out of it. It's just a phase. 383 00:22:03,570 --> 00:22:07,330 Hey, listen, can I interest you in a bugle used only on Sundays by a little 384 00:22:07,330 --> 00:22:07,929 Boy Scout? 385 00:22:07,930 --> 00:22:08,930 Were you the little old Boy Scout? 386 00:22:09,430 --> 00:22:10,510 No, David was. 387 00:22:24,129 --> 00:22:25,970 Nicholas? If you say so, Dad. 388 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,250 Good luck. 389 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,680 Okay, Johnny. 390 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,660 Now I'm looking forward to it. 391 00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:02,699 All right. 392 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:03,700 Bye, Angel. 393 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,200 Oh, I didn't hear you come in. 394 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,220 Well, I'm not used to knocking in my own apartment. 395 00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:14,740 Yeah, listen, speaking about knocking, I don't suppose you could take in a movie 396 00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:16,020 or something till about one o 'clock. 397 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:17,840 Well, I have a heavy date. 398 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,440 Oh, don't sweat it. I'm going out. 399 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,200 Yeah, you got a date? 400 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:22,720 That's right. 401 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:24,180 What does she look like? 402 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,400 Gorgeous. 403 00:23:27,979 --> 00:23:30,640 Great. Well, thanks for meeting me here. 404 00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:33,360 I'm the one who's getting the gourmet dinner. 405 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,620 Frankly, it was the best offer I had tonight. 406 00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:42,460 Well, Mary, I suppose you're wondering why I asked you here. 407 00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:44,880 Yes, David, I am a little curious. 408 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,100 All right, I've got a problem. 409 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:51,480 Your problem wouldn't, by any chance, be named Roger, would it? 410 00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:54,460 No, I think his name is Laertes. 411 00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:57,170 I can put up with Roger till the strike's over. 412 00:23:59,630 --> 00:24:00,650 It's Joanie and Susan. 413 00:24:02,050 --> 00:24:04,130 It's not just your problem, David. It's all of ours. 414 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:06,710 At the moment, it's Joanie's. 415 00:24:06,950 --> 00:24:09,550 Back at the apartment, languishing in Roger's charms. 416 00:24:10,150 --> 00:24:11,450 She's over 18, isn't she? 417 00:24:13,690 --> 00:24:17,450 Look, the point is, it's hurting me to sit by and watch what he's doing to 418 00:24:19,110 --> 00:24:22,670 I know an older brother is not supposed to get involved in his sister's love 419 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:23,670 lives. 420 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,980 I mean, how would you feel if you were seeing a guy and he... Lousy. 421 00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:30,860 Look at David. Do you think he loves either one of them? 422 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,640 No. 423 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,760 Look, David, I don't know what you should do. 424 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:39,680 But I know that in this family, we all stick up for one another. 425 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,660 Even if it involves taking a little flack. 426 00:24:43,420 --> 00:24:44,900 They're both going to hate me. 427 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:46,300 Oh, sure. 428 00:24:46,660 --> 00:24:50,020 Till the next time they need $20, they need a taillight fixed. 429 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,240 Look at it this way. 430 00:24:53,130 --> 00:24:56,910 Think of all the time and money you'll save having only three sisters that love 431 00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:57,910 you. 432 00:24:59,530 --> 00:25:00,530 Okay. 433 00:25:01,670 --> 00:25:02,750 Now listen to this. 434 00:25:03,730 --> 00:25:07,070 It was written by a Syrian poet named Hashi Al -Qatar. 435 00:25:10,430 --> 00:25:15,250 Love is like the fragrance of the wind, at once fleeting and strong. 436 00:25:17,010 --> 00:25:19,550 It's brief as a flash of sunlight on the burning sand. 437 00:25:21,230 --> 00:25:23,110 And as everlasting as the desert night. 438 00:25:26,590 --> 00:25:30,350 See, I think that all Qatar is talking about us here. 439 00:25:32,290 --> 00:25:37,090 Because what we have is both fleeting and strong. 440 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,620 I'm sorry for interrupting, Joanie. 441 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:11,019 Listen, 442 00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:18,920 David, 443 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,160 this is a private party. 444 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:21,820 Used to be private. 445 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,700 Hey, I'm sorry. 446 00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:27,100 If I'm interrupting anything, I'll just go to the bedroom. 447 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,160 My bedroom. 448 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,900 You could just go, period. 449 00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:35,960 Either you handle this or I'm going to. No, let me. 450 00:26:37,740 --> 00:26:38,740 What's this story? 451 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:40,580 I thought you had a date. 452 00:26:41,420 --> 00:26:42,420 I did. 453 00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:45,200 I guess I just work a little faster than you do. 454 00:26:45,420 --> 00:26:48,180 Well, that's terrific, Ace, but what about our arrangement? It's only 11 o 455 00:26:48,180 --> 00:26:49,520 'clock. I repealed it. 456 00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:51,540 Unilaterally. 457 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,200 Listen, Roger. 458 00:26:53,260 --> 00:26:54,580 I care about my sisters. 459 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,380 When I started thinking about Joanie... Joanie? What does Joanie have to do with 460 00:27:00,380 --> 00:27:01,380 this? So that's it? 461 00:27:01,550 --> 00:27:04,390 Joanie puts you up to this, huh? That sneak, I'm gonna... Susan! What? 462 00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:07,150 Joanie had nothing to do with it. Oh, of course she didn't. 463 00:27:07,830 --> 00:27:09,590 Look, let me drive you home. 464 00:27:10,010 --> 00:27:11,010 I'll explain everything. 465 00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:14,550 I don't accept rides with strangers, thank you. I'll just, um, jog home if 466 00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:15,029 don't mind. 467 00:27:15,030 --> 00:27:15,969 Are you coming? 468 00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:18,110 I think Roger has some unfinished business here. 469 00:27:18,950 --> 00:27:19,950 Call me, okay? 470 00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:21,750 See you. 471 00:27:27,390 --> 00:27:29,750 All right, Laertes, let's clear the air. Get it out. 472 00:27:31,199 --> 00:27:32,199 Good idea. 473 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,640 Because what I want to get out is you. 474 00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:39,200 I think you'd better manipulate yourself into some other living arrangement. 475 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,620 Yeah, well, I don't like your suggestion. 476 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:43,180 It's no suggestion, pal. 477 00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:45,120 It's a fact of life. 478 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,120 Okay, pal. 479 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,900 I got another fact of life for you. 480 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,460 I go nowhere without my share of the rent. 481 00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:55,460 It's a pay -up or bug -off. 482 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,120 Oh, gosh, Abby. 483 00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:10,600 That is one of the reasons I called you tonight. Now, listen, I don't think I 484 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,680 can have lunch with you tomorrow. 485 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:12,920 Let me explain why. 486 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,100 I've just got this thing with Nicholas going real strong now. It would be a 487 00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:17,100 crime to stop, right? 488 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:21,260 Well, tomorrow I have promised him. Listen to this. It's going to be great. 489 00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:24,680 promised him miniature golf, the zoo, and then another swimming lesson. 490 00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:27,300 Isn't that great? 491 00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:30,340 We should both go fly a kite? 492 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:35,680 Gee, that is an idea. He might love that. I think that maybe... Tony, 493 00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:36,980 Where is she? Oh, hi. 494 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:42,420 Joanie! Where's her... No, Joanie, Abby, listen, where were we? 495 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,480 Oh, flying a kite. 496 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,140 You're welcome to join us. 497 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:51,740 All right, Joanie, that is score one for you. But from now on, this is total 498 00:28:51,740 --> 00:28:53,180 war. War, you got that? 499 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,480 Oh, yeah, loud and clear. 500 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,700 Now, would you mind telling me what you are screaming about? 501 00:28:57,940 --> 00:29:01,080 Go ahead and play dumb. I'm getting a little thick and tired of this Aja New 502 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,780 bit. You think David was a very tacky move. 503 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,600 David? What does David have to do with this? to do with this? Nothing. 504 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:10,640 That is just my point. So you can tell him and anybody else that you wish to 505 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:14,100 drag into this to mind their own business. Because nothing and nobody is 506 00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:15,480 to come between Roger and me. Got that? 507 00:29:15,940 --> 00:29:18,380 Oh, that's very romantic. 508 00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:20,320 Very romantic. 509 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,100 But I wouldn't count on it, little sister. 510 00:29:28,660 --> 00:29:34,080 Roger knows we like. So do I, big sister. And people I don't like, I don't 511 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,080 with. 512 00:29:35,490 --> 00:29:36,490 Ciao. 513 00:29:38,890 --> 00:29:39,890 Big deal. 514 00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:54,810 Thomas, do we still have that umbrella tent Dad bought the time he promised to 515 00:29:54,810 --> 00:29:55,709 take us camping? 516 00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:59,330 Yeah, it's over there. I'm asking 75 bucks for it, including a certified 517 00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:01,730 affidavit that this family never slept in it. 518 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,320 Well, you'll have to change that. I'm sleeping in it tonight. 519 00:30:04,580 --> 00:30:09,620 Uh, no, no, I'm sorry, Susan, but I can't let you do that. You see, the 520 00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:11,800 depreciation between new and used is brutal. 521 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,580 If you take it from me, the capital loss could be tragic. 522 00:30:14,860 --> 00:30:18,140 Tommy, I'm just a little too hassled right now to be hassled by you, okay? 523 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,180 Well, maybe we can work something out to fit your budget. 524 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:23,660 Tommy, I'm your sister. 525 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,520 Blood is blood and business is business. 526 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,200 Good morning. Happy Saturday. 527 00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:35,580 Oh, boy, it's a beautiful day out. 528 00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:37,160 What the heck? 529 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,460 There's a tent in our backyard. 530 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,240 You're right. That's the backyard, and that's a tent, Dad. 531 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,800 Isn't anybody going to tell me what it's doing out there? 532 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,380 Depreciating. It isn't living in it. 533 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,980 Any special reason? 534 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,740 Yes. To save her health. 535 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,420 To save her health, of course. 536 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,720 Cogito ergo sum, bananas. 537 00:31:03,740 --> 00:31:05,800 Uh, what was that, Dad? 538 00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:12,220 Well, as the famous philosopher once said, I think, therefore, I am going 539 00:31:12,220 --> 00:31:13,220 bananas. 540 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,799 Hi, guys. 541 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:21,739 Hi. Hi. 542 00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:24,260 Hey, listen, if you're gonna yell for Nicholas, let me get out of range first, 543 00:31:24,380 --> 00:31:25,239 okay? 544 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,060 I can go in the kitchen and see if he's there. 545 00:31:27,380 --> 00:31:28,380 I haven't had breakfast. 546 00:31:28,660 --> 00:31:29,660 Worth a try. 547 00:31:40,430 --> 00:31:41,590 usual. Help yourself. 548 00:31:42,090 --> 00:31:43,410 Well, since he asked. 549 00:31:43,710 --> 00:31:45,010 Want to practice today? 550 00:31:45,790 --> 00:31:47,830 Can't. You gotta. Game's tomorrow. 551 00:31:48,370 --> 00:31:51,390 My dad wants me to go with him today and tomorrow. 552 00:31:51,850 --> 00:31:53,950 But you can't. Who's going to play third base? 553 00:31:54,590 --> 00:31:55,670 That's your problem. 554 00:31:55,930 --> 00:31:57,770 I already have enough of my own problems. 555 00:31:58,070 --> 00:32:00,530 I may never see anyone else but my dad again. 556 00:32:01,770 --> 00:32:04,310 Hmm. Guess we'll have to get Missy Capleton. 557 00:32:05,690 --> 00:32:10,310 Missy Ca... Hamilton, you're giving my position to a girl with glasses? 558 00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:14,630 What else am I going to do? It's not my fault you have to babysit your father. 559 00:32:18,550 --> 00:32:21,660 You can't insult my very... first pair of ballet slippers by sticking them 560 00:32:21,660 --> 00:32:25,140 a sign that says desperation sale. But those ratty old things that never sell 561 00:32:25,140 --> 00:32:29,300 anyway. These authentic childhood mementos will sell a lot faster than 562 00:32:29,300 --> 00:32:30,500 ratty old baseball cards. 563 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:34,540 But we're not selling my ratty old baseball cards. 564 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,100 Then we're not selling my slippers. I quit. 565 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,360 Well, you're fired. 566 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,860 Some people have all the luck. 567 00:32:54,060 --> 00:32:55,540 Are you ready for launch? 568 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:56,880 Yeah. 569 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,440 All right. 570 00:32:58,760 --> 00:32:59,760 Ten. 571 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,560 What the heck is a tree doing in the middle of the park? 572 00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:31,700 Hold on a second, Nicholas. 573 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,420 You'll get your turn. 574 00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:36,680 This takes a special touch. 575 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,660 Once you've got it, you never lose it. 576 00:33:41,380 --> 00:33:47,340 Just like... rolling off a bike. 577 00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:04,210 Nicholas playing Indian? 578 00:34:04,570 --> 00:34:06,790 No. Susan's playing hermit. 579 00:34:08,210 --> 00:34:09,210 Oh. 580 00:34:12,090 --> 00:34:13,949 I guess I better try talking to her. 581 00:34:14,150 --> 00:34:15,790 Uh, I wouldn't advise it. 582 00:34:16,170 --> 00:34:18,370 I wouldn't advise talking to Joanie either. 583 00:34:19,330 --> 00:34:21,590 As predicted, you're on two blacklists. 584 00:34:22,889 --> 00:34:25,550 In other words, it's not the best time for me to move home. 585 00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:27,110 You want to move home? 586 00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:29,150 Not exactly. 587 00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:32,920 But since last night, things are pretty uncomfortable around my apartment. 588 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,060 David, do you realize what's happening to this family? 589 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,199 Susan and Joanie are fighting over Roger. 590 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:43,000 Both blame you for sides you didn't take. Neither one of them is speaking to 591 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,940 you. You're practically exiled from your own apartment, not to mention the fact 592 00:34:46,940 --> 00:34:47,940 that you're out of a job. 593 00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:51,060 Elizabeth is about ready to quit. 594 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,940 Tommy's about ready to fire Elizabeth. 595 00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:55,060 I'm trying to play peacemaker. 596 00:34:55,739 --> 00:34:56,840 So they both hate me. 597 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,360 I'd say that... 598 00:34:58,410 --> 00:34:59,650 The natives are getting pretty restless. 599 00:35:04,930 --> 00:35:05,930 Hi, 600 00:35:08,430 --> 00:35:09,570 Mrs. Abbott. Didn't see you there. 601 00:35:09,930 --> 00:35:11,470 A little family discussion. 602 00:35:12,170 --> 00:35:14,290 I'll tell Dad you were here. He said he'd call you tonight. 603 00:35:14,510 --> 00:35:20,730 Oh, he'll probably be busy and, well... Well, I probably won't be home tonight. 604 00:35:21,570 --> 00:35:22,710 You know, it's too bad. 605 00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:25,810 Lately, you guys are like two ships that pass in the night. 606 00:35:26,070 --> 00:35:28,330 Yeah, the Titanic and the Androids. 607 00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:45,300 Okay, 608 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,540 here we are, Nicholas. You're Vanilla, right? 609 00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:50,280 Uh -huh. There you go. 610 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,160 Dad, why does good things always cause trouble? 611 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,400 Huh? 612 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,880 Well... We like to spend a lot of time together, right? 613 00:36:00,220 --> 00:36:03,460 Oh, Mr. Nicholas, the last couple of days have been the best days of my life. 614 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,100 And tomorrow is even going to be better. 615 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:10,140 How can it even be better if Missy Capleton is taking third base? 616 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,360 Nicholas, tell me the truth now. 617 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,800 If tomorrow you'd rather spend it in some other way, tell me. 618 00:36:19,180 --> 00:36:22,160 I don't have to, Dad. I know how you've been counting on it. 619 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,940 No, no. I mean, if you'd be happier on third base, then that's where you should 620 00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:26,940 be. 621 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,560 Thanks, Dad. 622 00:36:28,860 --> 00:36:31,540 Okay. But listen, can I at least come and watch your practice? 623 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:35,080 Well, I'll have to ask the guys about that. 624 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,480 Oh, yes, do that. 625 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,660 And what about our swimming lessons? 626 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,580 Thanks, Dad. Can we wear bathing suits? 627 00:36:55,310 --> 00:36:56,870 Well, didn't Mary give you my message? 628 00:36:57,130 --> 00:36:59,450 Oh, I haven't even seen Mary. It is a beautiful evening. 629 00:36:59,790 --> 00:37:00,790 Let's take a walk. 630 00:37:00,970 --> 00:37:01,970 But where's Nicholas? 631 00:37:02,290 --> 00:37:04,370 Asleep. He has a big game tomorrow. Come on. 632 00:37:35,150 --> 00:37:39,150 Well, anyway, with Nicholas out of the way, tomorrow we're free now. We can do 633 00:37:39,150 --> 00:37:40,150 whatever we want to do. 634 00:37:40,690 --> 00:37:42,650 One triangle down and two to go, eh? 635 00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:44,250 What? What do you mean? 636 00:37:44,790 --> 00:37:45,790 Johnny and Susan. 637 00:37:46,070 --> 00:37:47,170 Yeah, what about them? 638 00:37:47,890 --> 00:37:48,890 Tom, don't you know? 639 00:37:49,990 --> 00:37:52,690 They're at each other's throats over David's roommate. 640 00:37:53,510 --> 00:37:56,870 Oh, well, they wouldn't be Johnny and Susan if they weren't fighting over 641 00:37:56,870 --> 00:37:59,930 something. Last week it was pantyhose, now it's a boyfriend. 642 00:38:00,710 --> 00:38:03,950 At least they're moving up into more mature territory, right? Yeah, but 643 00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:04,950 just the beginning. 644 00:38:05,290 --> 00:38:09,810 Look, Joni and Susan are also down on David, and Roger is forcing David out of 645 00:38:09,810 --> 00:38:14,530 his own apartment, and Tommy is fighting with Elizabeth, and Mary is running out 646 00:38:14,530 --> 00:38:15,530 of ways to keep the peace. 647 00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:18,010 It'll work itself out. What time should I pick you up tomorrow? 648 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:20,930 Tom, don't you understand? Your whole family is falling apart. 649 00:38:21,390 --> 00:38:22,930 You don't have time to see me. 650 00:38:23,350 --> 00:38:26,470 Sure I have time. I'm seeing you now, aren't I? Yeah, but you shouldn't be. 651 00:38:27,970 --> 00:38:29,150 Look, Tom, uh... 652 00:38:30,589 --> 00:38:34,870 Your life is, uh, well, it's like a pie, and it's cut into eight pieces, see, 653 00:38:34,890 --> 00:38:39,730 and, well, you're stuck right in the middle, and, uh... Well, see, I've, 654 00:38:39,730 --> 00:38:45,490 I've thought a lot about this, and, um... I don't think there's a slice of 655 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:46,308 left for me. 656 00:38:46,310 --> 00:38:50,110 Oh, come on, now. There's enough left of me to go around. At least five extra 657 00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:51,110 pounds. 658 00:38:52,470 --> 00:38:53,470 Tom, I'm serious. 659 00:38:54,870 --> 00:38:57,070 I think we should stop seeing each other for a while. 660 00:38:58,790 --> 00:39:00,010 Abby, you don't mean that. 661 00:39:01,210 --> 00:39:02,290 Yeah, I do. 662 00:39:03,690 --> 00:39:05,430 See, I need some time to think. 663 00:39:06,650 --> 00:39:07,850 Can't you think with a friend? 664 00:39:10,510 --> 00:39:14,950 Can't you think while you're teaching a friend how to drive an old -fashioned 665 00:39:14,950 --> 00:39:15,950 flipped -over H? 666 00:39:17,950 --> 00:39:20,210 There's a lot more to this than learning to drive a car. 667 00:39:24,690 --> 00:39:25,970 Would you please take me home? 668 00:39:48,430 --> 00:39:50,450 Sorry. Didn't expect anyone to be up. 669 00:39:51,170 --> 00:39:53,110 I'll leave. Oh, no, no, no. It's okay. 670 00:39:53,830 --> 00:39:54,830 Help yourself. 671 00:39:55,150 --> 00:39:56,150 It's free country. 672 00:40:10,150 --> 00:40:11,330 Bet it's cold out there. 673 00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:13,230 Actually, it's invigorating. 674 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,250 How's the old room? 675 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:23,200 Lonely? Oh, actually, it's private. 676 00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:26,720 It gives me lots of time to think. 677 00:40:30,380 --> 00:40:32,140 So does sleeping on a sprinkler head. 678 00:40:57,670 --> 00:41:03,330 You know, Joanie, we have been fighting over peanut butter sandwiches and new 679 00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:07,650 blouses and places at this table ever since the first time they put me in your 680 00:41:07,650 --> 00:41:11,230 playpen. Our playpen? As in our bedroom? 681 00:41:12,090 --> 00:41:14,510 This is really dumb. I know. 682 00:41:15,550 --> 00:41:17,970 I mean, how did we let this happen to us again? 683 00:41:18,370 --> 00:41:19,370 Beats me. 684 00:41:19,770 --> 00:41:22,170 Roger must have stirred something in us strong and subtle. 685 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:29,440 Well, Roger didn't give you that ridiculous line, too, did he? 686 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,620 It didn't sound so ridiculous at the time. 687 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:33,920 Oh, I know. 688 00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:38,180 At least you didn't have to sit through Siri's answer to Rod McKeown, Hashi Al 689 00:41:38,180 --> 00:41:39,380 Qatari. Oh, yeah? 690 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:47,860 Love is like the fragrance of the wind, brief as a flash of sunlight on 691 00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:52,520 the burning sand, and everlasting as a desert night. 692 00:41:56,780 --> 00:42:00,420 That's what I like best about Roger. He treats us both separate, but equal. 693 00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:01,920 Oh, yeah. 694 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:06,140 I think we owe him a debt of gratitude. Oh, I'll say we owe him. 695 00:42:10,020 --> 00:42:11,120 How do you want to pay him back? 696 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,760 Oh, I don't know. 697 00:42:14,220 --> 00:42:18,800 But whatever it is, it has to be strong and subtle. 698 00:42:22,060 --> 00:42:25,540 I love you. 699 00:42:59,390 --> 00:43:00,390 Hi. Hi. 700 00:43:00,930 --> 00:43:04,230 I know it was presumptuous of me to call you so late, but I just had to see you. 701 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:06,490 No, that's cool. I love late dates. They're spontaneous. 702 00:43:06,970 --> 00:43:07,970 Hmm. 703 00:43:08,430 --> 00:43:10,630 I brought the bubbly. That's what I call planning ahead. 704 00:43:10,910 --> 00:43:12,210 And I brought the glasses. 705 00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:14,390 What is this? 706 00:43:14,710 --> 00:43:16,510 Well, do you need it spelled out? Yeah. 707 00:43:16,990 --> 00:43:20,850 We've just decided not to fight over you anymore, Roger. Yeah, that wasn't fair 708 00:43:20,850 --> 00:43:24,410 to any of us. Now think about it. This isn't the only solution that makes any 709 00:43:24,410 --> 00:43:25,348 sense at all. 710 00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:26,350 Yeah. 711 00:43:26,630 --> 00:43:28,890 I've heard about these arrangements, but, uh... 712 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,720 I've never really been part of one. 713 00:43:30,940 --> 00:43:32,580 The best is yet to come. 714 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,480 Hi. 715 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,640 Oh, not again. 716 00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:55,000 David, I had absolutely nothing. 717 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,700 Hello, Roger, dear. 718 00:44:19,310 --> 00:44:21,710 Boy, you know, starting a business sure gives a guy an appetite. 719 00:44:22,050 --> 00:44:25,010 Yeah, well, everything gives you an appetite. 720 00:44:25,950 --> 00:44:27,190 Where is everybody? 721 00:44:27,550 --> 00:44:29,310 I don't know. They didn't punch out. 722 00:44:30,290 --> 00:44:31,290 Oh. 723 00:44:31,690 --> 00:44:34,010 Well, all right, I might as well start with you. 724 00:44:34,590 --> 00:44:39,910 Now, listen, Tommy, I hear that you and Elizabeth are having problems. 725 00:44:41,090 --> 00:44:46,750 No. Well, I mean, we were, but I finally backed down and gave her a raise. 726 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,980 You know, sometimes I think I'm too soft for my own good. 727 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,300 Oh, please, quiet now, quiet. 728 00:44:55,940 --> 00:44:57,740 Quiet, I want to talk to everybody. 729 00:44:58,260 --> 00:44:59,118 Okay, quiet. 730 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,380 Dad is making a speech. No, no, no, no, this is not a speech. I want to 731 00:45:02,380 --> 00:45:06,600 apologize to everybody because the last few days I've been concentrating on 732 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,800 Nicholas and I've been neglecting all of you. Well, I want you to know that's 733 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:14,460 over and now I apologize and I want you to know I'm here to solve all of your 734 00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:16,240 problems. What problems, Dad? 735 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:22,160 Well, for one thing, you and Susan, I hear that you've been having a terrible 736 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,160 feud. 737 00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:24,700 Oh, not us, Dad. 738 00:45:24,940 --> 00:45:26,820 No, we worked it out. 739 00:45:27,860 --> 00:45:30,680 Oh, they worked it out. Good, very good. 740 00:45:31,660 --> 00:45:34,800 David, I hear that you've been having a big problem with your roommate. 741 00:45:35,340 --> 00:45:37,060 Oh, no, no, it's all worked out. 742 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:38,700 Roger's moved home to his mother. 743 00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:40,820 He did, huh? 744 00:45:41,620 --> 00:45:42,620 What do you know? 745 00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:49,160 That's good. Mary, haven't I been putting too much responsibility on your 746 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,960 shoulders? No, Dad. 747 00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:52,440 Nothing I couldn't work out. 748 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,400 Oh, Dad, you shouldn't worry so much. 749 00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,440 We can work out our own problems. 750 00:45:57,740 --> 00:45:58,820 Yes, you sure can. 751 00:45:59,140 --> 00:46:03,080 You're so good at it, in fact, perhaps you'd consider working out my problem. 752 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,080 Maybe we can work out a deal to fit your budget. 753 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,520 Okay, everybody, no pushing or shoving. There's still plenty of time and still 754 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:19,240 plenty of great bargains. Check everything thoroughly, but don't pick up 755 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:20,660 anything you don't plan to buy. 756 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:25,640 I'd like to point out some of the great bargains over on the book table there 757 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:26,920 for you if you'd want to take a check. 758 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:31,640 Peter Rabbit? 759 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:35,740 Oh, it's a collector's item. Look, the first 12 pages are filled with 760 00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:37,720 illustrated cartoons by Nicholas. 761 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,540 Well, don't tell Tommy. 762 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,200 For Reza Price. 763 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,940 Hi, Abby. I'm glad you decided to drop by. 764 00:46:58,180 --> 00:47:01,400 Well, I promised Tommy I'd buy something, and that's all, Tom. Oh. 765 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,180 But you can help me shop. 766 00:47:03,580 --> 00:47:07,440 Good. Then the day is not a complete loss. Can I interest you in a slightly 767 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:11,240 tent? Doesn't Susan need it? No, everything's all right now. Susan's back 768 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,240 room with Joanie. 769 00:47:12,380 --> 00:47:13,500 David's back in his apartment. 770 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:14,738 So fast. 771 00:47:14,740 --> 00:47:17,180 Well, how did you do it? Oh, it's an old Bradford motto. 772 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,520 Good things happen to him who waits. 773 00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:24,340 If it happened for them, I figure it's bound to happen to me. So that's what I 774 00:47:24,340 --> 00:47:25,340 want you to know, Abby. 775 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,160 That's where I'll be. 776 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,280 Waiting. 777 00:47:31,220 --> 00:47:32,220 I'll remember that. 778 00:47:40,650 --> 00:47:45,650 Okay, gross before business expenses leaves us with $83 .65. 779 00:47:46,130 --> 00:47:47,069 That's all? 780 00:47:47,070 --> 00:47:50,150 Well, hey, the small stuff went, but we couldn't get any action on the class 781 00:47:50,150 --> 00:47:51,970 items. What class items? 782 00:47:53,790 --> 00:47:56,850 All right, now deduct $52 .19 for overhead. 783 00:47:57,170 --> 00:47:58,170 What overhead? 784 00:47:59,090 --> 00:48:05,590 Fixed costs, like sales commissions, supplies, management services, which 785 00:48:05,590 --> 00:48:09,610 us with a net total of $31 .46. 786 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:11,920 $31 .46. 787 00:48:12,540 --> 00:48:15,000 That's hardly more than $10 for each of us. 788 00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:22,140 No, that's more like $5 for the junior partners and in the neighborhood of 789 00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:24,140 $20 for the front office. 790 00:48:24,420 --> 00:48:28,220 Oh, wait a second, wait a minute. No, no, no. Now a deal is a deal. 791 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:34,380 67 % for the front office and 33 % for the minority shareholders. 792 00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:39,040 We worked for two days. That's like $0 .35 an hour. 793 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:41,040 Well, that's the risks of business. 794 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:45,460 If you wanted a sure thing, you should have stuck with babysitting. 795 00:48:45,820 --> 00:48:46,960 The front office. 796 00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:51,120 Well, it's lonely at the top. 797 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:53,360 Know what I mean, sweetheart?